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An Irishmans Guiness

One day an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a the local pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their fresh creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.

And finally the Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!"

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