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Amazing Firefighters

One dark night outside a small town outside of New York, a fire abruptly started inside the local chemical plant and immediately engulfed the plant in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed straight to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved!! I will give $50,000 to the fire department who retrieves them intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters back. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate.

As the firemen arrived, the president shouted aloud that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files. From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into view. It was the nearby Norwegian township volunteer fire brigade composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 60. To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine roared right past all the more modern sleek engines that were parked outside the plant.

Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the old Norwegian firefighters jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on every side. Within a short time, the Norwegian old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such an amazing feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.

The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their fire chief, "What are you going to do with massive reward?"

"Vell," said Larsen, the 68-year-old fire chief, "Da first thing ve is gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"


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